Honda has just unveiled their Motocompacto, an electric scooter that, incredibly, folds into a rectangle just 3.7" wide, 21.1" tall and 29.2" long. In its briefcase form, it takes up little space and can be fully charged from a regular wall outlet in 3.5 hours.
They probably wouldn’t let you bring it in, but now I’m picturing someone leading the TSA on a chase through the airport on one of these things:
“Sir, you’re not allowed to bring th-”
rides off
“You’ll never take my scooter!”
Until you get in a high speed chase with a TSA agent on a Segway…
I’d watch that buddy-cop-comedy.
Just make sure you take your shoes off first… and your belt, and any jewelry. It’s probably best just to show up naked.