• zifnab25 [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    Guy literally stabs me in the kidney with a spear: “Forgive them father, for they know not what they do?”

    Guy tries to sell Bronze Age Bitcoin in the Temple: “Nuke it from orbit, then nobody touch that shit for at least three days.”