The Great Eye that Fills the Sky, Unblinking, Visible from all of Time and Space, (you know the one) hasn’t even glanced my direction in the last couple of eons. It used to look directly at me at least once a foremoon, but slowly I’ve drawn the attention of The Eye less and less. I don’t know, it always unnerved me to be Seen, but at this point I feel like It’s avoiding me intentionally? Like, wouldn’t Its Gaze have to pass over me occasionally, even if It isn’t Looking at me directly? I feel jaded at this point.
I’m not sure, is this a me problem or is The Eye at fault here? Does anyone know how to reconcile with The Eye? Does it have a P.O. box or something?
The eye with which the Void is seen is the same eye with which the Void sees you. Praise the Void!
Wear something shiny. And jump around.
Oof. Maybe try buying The Eye a box of chocolates?
I’d only do this as a last resort. With a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.