• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      I’m thinking we can just learn some lessons from the Fyre festival and arrange to have them left on a deserted island without cell signal.

      • Jay@lemmy.ca
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        1 year ago

        Just tell them that’s where hunter hid his other laptop.

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        1 year ago

        “Jason Aldeen and Kid Rock are hosting a week long festival with all you drink Coors light and it’s free for god fearing patriots!”

        • jasondj@ttrpg.network
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          • beer isn’t refrigerated.
          • it’s 104 degrees out
          • water costs $15 each. It’s a 12oz Liquid Death.