Lmao

The trick with that idiotic metaphor is that grades are a million times fairer than capitalism

OK like imagine this. What if:

• grades aren’t dependent just on the quality of your assignments, but the sheer quantity
• you need about 10 million man-hours per year to get an A+
• but lucky for you, you can have other people do your schoolwork for you!
• in exchange for writing out all your assignments, you allow your workers to have a C-
• if they stop working on your assignments, they’ll get an F and flunk out

Yeah so uhhh, that sounds like the dumbest fucking school ever and I would absolutely want to “share” those grades between people equally

EDIT: Oh and GRADES CAN BE PASSED DOWN TO YOUR CHILDREN