Yeah but I’m not a parasite that turns its prey into zombies, which roam around as my babies eat it from the inside out. I’m not a hyper parasite, that targets other humans. And I’m not a tiny little thing smaller than a single-celled amoeba with nerve cells without nuclei.

I’m not saying wasps should die a metal death because they sting people, I’m saying that it’s fitting because they’re gnarly. Also they’re assholes, getting lary after stealing my cider.