• misterundercoat@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    That guy is too smart, he’d better he careful. He’ll be found dead at his desk after mysteriously choking on an HP cyan cartridge.

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      1 year ago

      They wouldn’t be so obvious.

      They would just slowly replace all his blood with HP 952XL Magenta

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        1 year ago

        That’s an expensive way to kill someone. It’d probably be cheaper to pay for a hitman at the point.