• jballs@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      10·
      9 months ago

      Not a day goes by that I’m not jealous of my cat’s lifestyle. But then my wife reminded me that we had to cut off his balls before we let him move in. So that helps, a little.

      • NelotsEnglish
        8·
        9 months ago

        I have to say, I think getting my balls cut off would be a small price to pay for unconditional love and never needing to work or worry about schedules again. I don’t want kids anyway.

        • jballs@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
          3·
          9 months ago

          I mean, if you drew up a Pros and Cons table, the cutting off the balls thing probably looks pretty good on paper. But when it comes down to it, I don’t think I could pull the trigger.