“I read an anecdote. Let me run off on a giant tangent about my life that has nothing to do with the anecdote”.

I dont go to Portland anymore because there are no public restrooms. The private ones are guarded like knox. That’s mostly because of the staggering amount of homeless in Portland.

If I worked in Portland and a cop asked to use a restroom, I’d say no and lock eyes with him as I invited a homeless person to enjoy an open tap and a dignified twosie.