Also,

but too often, drivers feel under attack

I apologise to every dRoivA whose feelings I’ve hurt by cursing and raising my fist at them (god forbid the occasional bird flipping) for nearly running me over, neglecting hand signals, taking up half the pavement with your incompetent parking, looking at your phone, or speeding through traffic lights.

I’m sorry, I promise I also won’t threaten you when you accidentally run over cyclists, animals and kids because you can’t see them.