“Major! Those weren’t monsters, those were two of my security officers and Chief O’Brian!”
“So that’s why Keiko is laughing hysterically.”
“I did you a favor and didn’t tell her about the three of her students dressed as zombies you sent to the infirmary. I had to bribe Dr. Bashir to keep it quiet.”
“Julian? What could he probably want as a bribe?”
“I have to arrange a fancy dinner with Garak. Quark is making out nicely in the exchange. Had to rent out one of his holosuites for the whole evening. I shouldn’t even be telling you this, but I thought you should know why he’s grinning from ear to ear even though his brother has a fractured femur.”
“That was Rom? I thought it was a living scarecrow with a jack-o’-lantern for a head!”
“Nerys, he wasn’t even wearing a costume!”
“Nerys, he wasn’t even wearing a costume!”
What’s your address? I need to know where to send my dry cleaning bill. That took me completely off guard.
Odo would kill it on Halloween
He really would but I’m not sure anything would be scarier than a bucket that looks back at you.