I hope it’s pet pygmy mamoths

With Leonard by his side my man would take on the universe.

We cannot overestimate the effect of Facebook on the mind.

Oh wait your serious?

I think if factory farming were more stringently regulated a lot more people would hunt than buy a $500 steak.

Nah they goaded you into revealing your lack of communication abilities rather effectively.

Is that an earring?

Kamala proposed a corporate tax hike. They will be pulling out literally All. The. Stops.

I would love to hear Elon explain the complete process that is mail in voting.

The process is actually more secure than in person voting. Especially on a machine.

Republican voters will see what they want to see.

None of these things actually matter to most of them.

It’s about sucking up to the rich so they maybe let them into the club.

Excluding other races so the line for the club will get shorter.

Punishing the people who believe a better club everyone could fit inside of is possible because what if they waited in line this long and fucked over and alienated this many people for nothing.

Surely My beloved copyright destroying ultra litigious art sweatshop wouldn’t use my one time free trial to their streaming service to limit the liability of my children’s deaths at their hands.

Personally I’m glad. I hope they had a bad enough experience that Ubisoft stops being a fucking money factory with it’s terrible products.

Thousands Standing Around

Oh don’t worry even if they accidentally do too well and have absolute power they still won’t accomplish anything because just enough corpo Dems will turncoat to prevent any real change.

Just as the donors intended.

$1500 on deathbed confession accompanied with blaming a bunch of already dead people.

In an ancient time a young boy discovering the true capabilities of his mother’s laptop decided to save a relic for later use by printing it. No matter how many times he pressed the print command the printer did not respond.

The next day his mother returned from the office with an exasperated expression and a red swollen complexion claiming a hacker had caused her computer to print so. So much porn.

Graphite dust is a bitch in zero G

That’s cute honey, now rendition the criminals we tell you to and stay out of our military bases.

WhAt WoUlD tHe DoNoRs ThInK

Yes, he never existed.