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2 days agoput on the fuken programmer socks right now 
e : it’s funny cuz i recently switched to linux finally & am in dire need of thigh highs 
Anvil_Lavigne [she/her, they/them]
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Cake day: July 23rd, 2024
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speaking of lewd
bedroom stuff update
so uh sex is a thing now i guess? like often in a way where i suddenly feel 10 years younger. been able to do a lot of work & make a lot of progress with my issues regarding sex & am genuinely v proud
anyway yeah a certain someone got a rough awakening just before dawn
[insert lewd joke about hrt & sensitivity]
speshul k here :3
note to self : don’t use any kinda trans lingo outside trans spaces. got some dude trying to start shit elsewhere cuz i said a character was gender
it’s been a wild ride huh
fairly glad i was on a break lol
slender pretender going on a gender blender
that is fair & valid & understandable. hmm. perhaps i should lean into this natural disguise of mine
kinda wish i wasn’t so often called an elf by people who find me attractive
i’d love to be like ~40cm shorter, would be much easier to wreak havoc 
this is the good life. all goblin, all the time
I loved it, because I didn’t have to do shit for an hour
had a teacher who’d put the same films on for us over & over. it was sweet as hell for a good while, until our resident tryhard turbonerd started screaming about how they wanna be learning things
the teacher genuinely kept forgetting we’d seen the stuff already, so his reaction to this news was more shocked than angry.
“so you’re a lady, huh?”
-“actually i routinely rip farts so loud it scares our cats”
yeah i’m fresh outta fucks to give. it insisted on announcing its intent on a server that’s not just us commune folks. it made this everyone’s problem, so currently i’m blasting it in the open where it can’t squirm out of it.
12·1 month agowtf this headline is breaking my brain aaa
appreciate it
i’m just glad i’m well medicated lmaowishing you a wonderful day
fuck that got me good. thanks, i really needed this
suicide, toxic bs, drugs
so we got another person here like a week ago & it’s been acting like a fucking dickhead the entire time. doesn’t respect boundaries, emotionally manipulative, constant aggressive behaviour like throwing & breaking shit. last night it was suggesting it was gonna kill itself & like wtf is anybody gonna say to that?obviously this isn’t v compatible with this lifestyle. the kicker is tho, the idiot actually did od! didn’t succeed & is now acting like nothing happened. i’m literally so furious i circled around into this zen kinda mode. like jfc, this is how you go about your long awaited chance of actually living your life? i fucking swear, i’m gonna drag its sorry ass all the way to the nearest town if that’s what it takes.
i don’t think there exists an emoji potent enough to express how i feel.
dumbest girl alive here with another sticky & steamy update!
kink / bodily function stuff
so i had my partner record my peeing outside like a girl in my fishnets & skirt & having a v good time of it. & like i wasn’t doing it for my partner or so that i could share the video online or whatever. i did it for myself, it all came naturally, i felt hot. like. fuck. i’m healing? lmao