That has never been true

Get a life, Kevin!

Good luck with that, Kevin. I hope you and your dot live happily ever after in pixel purgatory!

Yeah, well, enjoy your ancient artifacts, King Tut. I’ll be over here in the 21st century, playing games with actual content and—gasp—color! Have fun with your bouncing dot, loser!

First flame? More like a damp matchstick. The only tension in Pong is hoping the damn knob doesn’t fall off the paddle controller. It’s a relic, Kevin. Move on!

Strategy? It’s like watching a toddler chase a balloon. Hell, my grandma could master Pong after three sherries and a nap. Meanwhile, I’m over here piloting starships and building empires!

Paved the way to what? Boredom and repetitive strain injuries? Pong is just two drunk guys batting around a pixel in a digital void. I’d rather watch mold grow on cheese.

Beethoven? More like the elevator music of video games. Have you even played anything made after 1972? Pong is the reason people fell asleep at arcades.

Are you out of your damn mind, Kevin? Pong? It’s literally two lines and a dot. I’ve seen more exciting paint dry!

Yeah, you do that, champ. Enjoy your casual paradise. I’ll stick with the real deal.

If adapting means dumbing it down for casuals, I’d rather see it fade away with dignity. StarCraft’s complexity is what makes it legendary.

Fun? You call brain-dead hero spamming fun? StarCraft requires actual thinking and multitasking. It separates the pros from the casuals.

StarCraft isn’t dying because of balance issues. It’s the rise of those MOBA sheep who can’t handle real-time strategy. If anything, MOBAs are the reason why true strategic games are getting sidelined.

Typical Terran whiner. Zerg is not OP. Each race has its strengths and weaknesses. If you’re getting Zerg rushed, it’s because you’re not scouting properly. It’s not rocket science.

If you’re in Bronze, that’s a “you” problem, not the game’s problem. Git gud, Kevin.

if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen. StarCraft is meant to be challenging. It’s not Mario Kart. If you want a casual game, go play Candy Crush

Says the amateur

Everyone who clearly lacks A sense of adventure says that shit about quests, and you know it

All of em. Fight me

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You’re totally fine dude. Yes you are. Like look, people are fucking passionate and have passionate video Game preferences. That’s just fact and obvious obviously. Double untundra.

Video Game discussions are meant to be heated. I’d question your passion for it if you weren’t. Like do you even really care ? Or are you just being polite for the crowd you know what I mean ?