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How does that even work. Weren’t they frozen as the bombs were falling, didn’t wake up for 200 years and would have missed the events of the other games.

Is this not a bit tagline from some when they updated Lemmy to allow instance blocking?

Do people actually think change.org petitions are useful for anything other than a joke.

Any plans of starting a group of like minded individuals that culminates in a plan to reset everyone’s credit to zero?

You call these leftist memes? Needs way more text.

I found a Craigslist ad several years back where they stated that they liked to jack it in the living room watching porn on the big TV and sometimes left cum rags laying around. Apparently this had caused tension with previous roommates so he felt inclined to mention this was something you needed to be ok with.

The worst part about all this guilt tripping is that 2/3 of the country don’t live in states where their vote even matters. When I was still on there was someone telling me that despite living in a Dem stronghold I had to still vote for Brandon because what if Trump rigged the election but if everyone voted hard enough it would be harder for him to throw out ballots or something.

The article she cowrote with her husband is extremely funny. Politics is mostly an aesthetic for her.

I have always loved to talk to Tories because leftists — including myself — scream so much. Andrew says it is a sexual fetish that exposes me as a Tory in denial. I suppose that is possible, but I think it is more likely that I need conflict to feel calm; and, if I cannot shout at people in print, shouting at them — at him — is as good. We almost came to blows over homelessness last month. This aside, I find his conservatism exotic. I love the other detritus of his Toryism; it has a theme-park quality to it. Before I married I had never eaten a home-baked cake, read a parish magazine or shared a pillow with a dog.

We were a red/blue house until Jeremy Corbyn appeared, then we became a yellow/blue house. I am distraught about Labour’s fall into Jew-hatred, but I do not hate Corbyn quite enough to vote Tory. I will not give him the power to make me maim myself. I think about it, and I fantasise about it, but I know I will not be able to do it on the day.

Instead I campaign for the Liberal Democrats, a party I broadly agree with — although I think we should leave the EU, since we voted to, which makes me a pretty weird Liberal Democrat — and hope that it pushes politics somewhere in the direction I would like it to go.

Thank you this is hilarious.

No one is sure who said it first – they are hardly fighting over it. Dickens used it, but he died before Twitter, and I am happy for him.

And I can’t really think of a better modern example of dehumanisation than comparing your fellow voter to a pig because you don’t like his politics. For saying this, I will be called a Tory and worse. I’m not. I’m Labour. Compute that, comrades.

Her husband is a Tory. Amazing, no notes.

https://archive.is/yGMVh

Most people alive.

Blue MAGA just considers her a girl boss who does golf claps while sitting behind Trump.

Dunno about you all but I got fat stacks of Xi bucks and rubles.

Issues? We’re running on vibes here Jack, and those vibes are not being orange man.

Instead of turning the wildlife into robots he throws them all into the hangout and chill machine.

Smile because your grandparents are close to death and it’s the only way you may conceivably escape renter hell.

Oh god oh fuck

I was worried the Volcel police would hunt me down in other comms.