The fake summary was bad enough, but it makes citations too!
That screen appears when booting a game, not the console itself.
Semi-related, in Burnout 3 someone misheard and muted the word ‘stuck’ in Chronic Future’s Time and Time Again. It will always be funny.
Ah yes I often use the Minecraft launcher to buy the latest AAA titles
Reminds me of the kereru, who are mildly infamous in NZ for getting drunk on berries and then falling on your roof with the elegance and grace of a brick. Look at this adorable idiot.
May I share Wikipedia’s List of Lists of Lists
Wefwef and Voyager are the same app, they renamed it.
Talking to the mirror while you desperately try to hold back your tears
I haven’t blocked them, but so many posts get made there that if you subscribe to it something like 60% of your feed will just be from 196.
Stephen Merchant
The people who spend money on awards are.
I can imagine there being at least a few power users that award regularly. Wasn’t there an award you could give out for $100 or something?
Ever since I saw this XKCD I’ve called it Squill
You are evil. I love you.
This is my first time hearing of xeyes… if those started appearing all over my screen I’d probably freak out too.
I’ve seen a small bit masking tape works best for the optical sensor prank. You could probably feel a whole post it dragging on the bottom of the mouse.
I guess if the mouse is wireless you could take the dongle out and put it back inside the mouse, too.
I also forgot to click the citation - it wasn’t to an article, just a generic info page about the site.
The Australian Geographic one was about Evolutionary Mimicry, so half a point for that I guess.