It even comes with a built-in flash to show you did it right!

There’s also:

Brain: Okay, time to do things!

Body: Ehh… Later, let’s just lay here and have anxiety about not doing the things

If we don’t party, what did the Beastie Boys die for?

Because when it’s plugged in (as it usually is) it lays closer to the wall and needs less clearance.

Using a Latin alphabet. Using Germanic pronunciation. Borrowing words from Spanish. Stealing words from French. Changing accent to avoid sounding Gaelic.

I have always loved the analogy that English isn’t a language, it’s three bilingual children stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat and arguing about bologna.

What kind of games do you play?

No silly, she was the character Matilda, but I don’t remember the movie’s name.

I don’t care about being “nice,” I try very hard to be good and sometimes that comes off as “nice,” but generally being good improves my life, the life of my loved ones, the life of my community, and sometimes even the world, if only very little.

Evil people can be nice too, is the problem.

Generally, smart, insightful adults were once smart, insightful children, just with less practice and experience.

Some kids will absolutely ask very nuanced questions, especially when their entire worldview is shattered, like feeling responsible for the death of someone they loved and never thought about them dying.

1st. That’s not dominoes, that’s whack-a-mole

2nd. Hell yeah, let me grab me mallet

And also smells like unchanged diaper shit

They’ll jail him aaaaaaaaaany day now

?? I feel like you’re jumping a handful of steps to reach that conclusion. This has nothing to do with whether the judge thinks it will stop him from committing a crime.

It’s pretty simple, don’t commit an obvious crime, especially in front of law enforcement.

I’m low on Vitamin $

Turning off sticky keys is one of the first things I do after accidentally activating it during a raid and wiping the team.

Remember the smell at your parties? Imagine the smell here

(Not hating, I was there too, wouldn’t trade it for the world, but I would be ok with a little febreeze and Old Spice)

Me, now: crying haha, Republicans more crying

I didn’t disagree, I pointed out that you’re approaching this with contempt rather than empathy.

You’re right, but you’re not showing the world you’re right, you’re just showing the world you’re mean.

Cigarettes, Alcohol, Gambling, Porn, Birdwatching, Hiking, Video Games, Blogging, Youtubing, Racing…

Absolutely all of these things can be enjoyed, abused, and everything in between. All of them can lead to problems and/or can be part of a fulfilling and happy life.

You are approaching this with “She’s sick and she did this, disgusting” rather than “she’s sick and this is a symptom of that, what a shame”

Unless you are this harsh to people who have problems with the other things I mentioned and more, then you should evaluate why this specifically bothers you, it may speak to a preconception you have from a place of privilege.

“Random door is now fused closed permanently 3km away”