I know nothing about this, except that the pink girl looks, acts and sounds exactly like mori calliope.

I wish Kill Dozer Guy was alive today, because I know he’d pull the same stunt on J6.

Two of the funniest events in recent american history.

… aliens?

Hang on, why does the UK have military bases in Cyprus?

You will be given a pot of dry rice and asked to fill it with water.

If you fill water up to your first knuckle, you will be free to go.

If you fill up to your second knuckle, you get sent off to the coalmines.

If you fill up to your third knuckle, you get taken out back and shot.

Putting Hamster Exploder Operator on my CV.

If humans had tails, would they have thick, soft fur, or weird pubelike hairs like rat tails?

The “gamer” identity is purely based on mindless consumption regardless of the product’s use value.

You can buy overpriced chairs labeled for gamers. Powdered sugar, called G-fuel. Gamer shades, gamer branded clothes, fucking blue dyed mac and cheese with a picture of fucking Sonic the Hedgehog.

A Gamer will drop his cash on the most random shit as long as it’s marketed for gamers.

You could literally slap a gaming label on a bucket of dogshit and some hyperconsumerist gamerbrained troglodyte will squeal and fork over his lifesavings so he can validate his fake identity as a “gamer.”

Huh, TIL I can smell ants too.

I used to live in a basement that had regular cycles of ant infestations. I would know they had returned, because the room had started to smell a certain way. Kind of like, damp slightly sweaty skin, but also kind of woody?

Every time I smelt it, I’d always find fresh ant eggs along the wall in the room.

But how many balls does it have?

What if cancer could be cured by turning the patient into a dinosaur?

Ever heard of a dino with cancer?

If it glows, it goes. (Up my ass)

Konosuba is the only decent isekai show, and it would be an even better show if they dropped the in-world video game mechanics.

I’m currently using revanced to browse YouTube on my phone. No ads and it automatically skips over promotional parts in videos.

And some will blast your brain into the 4th dimension and make you almost enjoy Tool albums.

• I never wash my rice

• i use the high power water setting on my shower head as a bidet

• i throw rocks behind me to distract people so i can adjust my balls while they’re not looking

“Has the economy gone woke?”

Unquestionable support for DPRK and its heroic struggle, but I wonder how Best Korea will handle taking over a country where Mccarthyism never ended.

Take the Russian war for example: the regions the Russians are going to annex will be easy for the locals to adjust to, since east Ukrainians are generally more russian-leaning than their westaboo nazis worshippers in Western Ukraine.

South Koreans are force-fed scaremongering propaganda about communism and their northern brothers from birth.

DPRK can absolutely take over SK, but the real challenge for them will be in actually holding the territory of a people who’s trained from birth to fear and hate the DPRK.

I want to flick Frieren’s ears and watch them go boi-oi-oi-oing!

Firing up 120 tabs of zootopia hentai while smugly nodding towards England