I think his horse has diabeetus, or something.

“Hey Lisa, i dare you to drink the water…”

Pop Goes The World is a better song. I’ll die on this insignificant hill.

A: “Must be doing something right then.”

B: “Oh no! Anyway…”

C: “That’s nice. I’m thinking chicken for dinner.”

D: “Did you say something?”

No no, you have your old desert hobo do the arm removal.

Itchy? You may be allergic to shellfish. I’ll just take those, so you’re not exposed further…

Inb4 “the whole Outer Rim is AmErIcA” group.

I

HATE

SAUERKRAUT!

I guess that’s all I’m really trying to say.

Aided by an Excalibur-wielding Picard.

I read about a rapper that apparently OD’d on fucking cheetos yesterday. I just can’t keep up with the insanity anymore.

Oh, i didn’t recognize his foot, which led to his hand and his hair. Makes a lot more sense now.

According to this ancient documentary… Yes. Yes they are.

And here i was, thinking it was Unobtanium.

Is this like a tech version of The Onion? There’s no fucking way this is actually real…

Is that why girls are always bitching about not having pockets? Because they have nowhere to store their PSOne?! GIVE THE LADIES THE POCKETS THEY DESERVE!!!

I think you look just like a Teddy Bear

three raccoons tumble out of a trench coat

Source? “Trust me bro,” the leading source on the Internet. Also, you gonna eat that trash?

Is Sokka kicking Appa in the throat…?

Ok, Tazerface…

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I’m a people. You don’t speak for me.