And you think the customer is the asshole because the system works.

I’m far too busy to bother with copying, pasting sending the same reply 86 times.

It’s a cartoon

There, explained.

I get what you’re saying, man! And it looks like the white star under that ridge be omes the white strip to the right of the blue one.

Dumb tattoo, but good work on the artist’s part

Imagine being so incapable you can’t explain something trivial

Explain it

Oh no the dog!!😲

I jusg imagined someone sitting to pee off a cliff, thanks.

I sit to pee because my dick is pierced so now I have two pee holes. If i have nothing in, I can plug the hole and stand. Besides that, sometimes I’m not in the mood to stand, sometimes I’m not in the mood to undo my pants and take them down.

-I spend 15 minutes every morning shitting and pissing and then shitting some more, so I stay seated for the entire feature presentation. -I’m groggy every fucjin morning -it’s a little dirty and hairy, I try to clean once a week but my back hurts so sometimes I’m just like fuuuuuuuuck that. Sometimes I find piss stains on the underside of the toilet seat and wonder how that got there while I clean it

• eating, sleeping, shitting and farting

Breh my job involves driving to addresses outside of their normal working hours to the general public . It is so f u c k i n g annoying to have to listen to day in and day out. Same with “traffic is heavier than usual”. Also every. Damn. Day at the same time of day.

That is really fucking cool

Dude i kept having fucmin dreams where i kept getting shot and my red health and blue armour would appear in my vision, and go down. Then I’d try to look at my watch to quit to menu, but it would be blown up just sitting there on my wrist blackened and falling apart so I had ti ride it out and die.

It would be me on the ground and then the grenade landing in front if my face and then going BANG that woke me up and got me out of there

So was I! I’m having a good time here, you having a good time?

Ahhh that makes sense. Thank you for this explanation, I appreciate it very much.

Oh, okay i figured that much but wasnt sure

Fascinating!

As someome who is fucking stupid, what ghe hell is a gut biome and why would 50% of the world population disappearing affect it at all? And why would people be power blasting their bathrooms with diarrhea

My boss is currently handling my workload as well as his own while I, his only employee, am doing my last level of apprenticeship classroom training. He’s done this for me every time I’ve gone away to school or for vacation for the past 3 years.

Yesterday I got a call from one of our top customers so I relayed the call to my boss.

He answers the phone. I say the thing is spewing oil. He lets out a huge sigh and goes “OOOOHHH man I can’t wait for you to come back. I’ll get it, thanks for taking the call, bye”

I’m 7 weeks down with 3 to go til I’m back to work and the man is beat.

I read half of that and thought “Huh, they do? Where do this guy work?” then finished and realized you’re calling everyone to start doing that.

Why would you shove a toothpick under your toenail and kick the wall as hard as you can if you’re a goddamn pussy