

I have to pay for Subaru-brand OnStar before the heated seats are even an option. I didn’t know the seats were subscription when I bought the car, they just said OnStar was free for a year.
I have to pay for Subaru-brand OnStar before the heated seats are even an option. I didn’t know the seats were subscription when I bought the car, they just said OnStar was free for a year.
Define every acronym, but define them wrong (lmao is an abbreviation for Little Mao, indicating a person with an overdeveloped sense of power over a little, inconsequential item.)
Where, oh where, are there 2A people?
Subaru does this.
A manblower isn’t going to have the effect you think it will. Well, if you’re smart it might.
Metal is a lot heavier than wood. You’d never be able to lift it to the moon.
I don’t know what you said, but I’m pretty sure I was going to make the same joke.
Of COURSE there are plans to invade Canada. There are probably plans for invading every major nation on earth, and several strategic minor ones.
I suspect the Canadian plans have been recently edited. And maps updated to include the locations of all the giant water valves.
“He’s doing a great job, we should give him another $56 billion” – Tesla board members.
Just remember that Bush sent “terrorists” to Guantanamo Bay so they would not have constitutional protections.
vice versa.
Imma stop you right there…
The first “real” drug I was on was Cymbalta. As I was leaving the office with my prescription, I noticed a Cymbalta clock on the wall. And then Cymbalta notepads on the counter.
Is ‘I’ a pronoun?
Yep, FIRED!
I did read it. It’s mostly bitching about how people redefined liberal.
This picture would be a lot less impressive if they didn’t use square highlighting to draw attention to the perfectly normal rocks.
Liberals won’t read this, because you’re using an outdated definition of liberal. It’s like being pissed that you can’t call someone ‘gay’ because they’re generally happy.
We know about it, we’re just scared and confused by globalization.
Teen Vogue? Great now I’m on another watchlist.
Yeah, I have an absentee representative too.