Serious question: Does JD Vance have the plague?
Serious question: Does JD Vance have the plague?
Australian vending machine.
If I only have five 3s, can I Rubik my way to a Yahtzee?
Isn’t that what they told us 20 years ago?
Wait…wait wait wait…isn’t this just a premake of Mannequin?
It says here that Geoffrey Giglio was once arrested for taking lewd photos of children at a public swimming pool. I don’t know if it’s true or not, that’s just what it says.
The only reason Tom Petty was in the Wilburys was that George Harrison left his guitar in Petty’s studio, and had to go get it. He brought Petty back with him.
I’m going to say “What is Tom Petty’s studio?”
You just know this is going to change some minds about climate-change, but in a bad, pro-climate-change kind of way.
I never understood this. When I was a wee lad I wanted a car that sounded just like KITT. Completely silent.
The only difference between now and 10m years ago is that every creature had bigger teeth back then. Prove me wrong.
It probably requires an app to monitor the wash cycle. All they have to do is start charging a subscription to use the app. If people bought the dishwasher because they would get alerts when their dishes were clean, now they have to pay a recurring fee.
Roku pushed an update to their TVs requiring owners to agree to a new terms of service. There was no “disagree” button, and the TV wouldn’t work until people accepted the changes.
This is such a new problem that it’s never been challenged in court.
There have been instances of network-enabled devices updating to put existing features behind a paywall, unilaterally changing the terms of service (can’t use device anymore until you agree to new terms), and simply removing features that you paid for when you bought the device.
Why does a dishwasher need wifi?
Why isn’t Ghost Rider 2 on this list? What the hell is The Amazing Bulk?
This list was put together just to drive “engagement”. I’m glad we’re doing it here instead of Collider’s website.
I would pick something remarkably awful, like Valerian and the World of a Thousand Cities. And at the end of the movie would be a note that says “I have to live with this, and now you do too.”
Never pass up a chance to fuck with future self’s mind.
https://www.tarrantcountytx.gov/en/county-judge.html
“I am committed to fostering a culture within Tarrant County that not only celebrates faith, family and freedom, but champions these core values. My mission is to make Tarrant County the safest large county in Texas and to remain a place where the American Dream is alive and well.”
-Tim O’Hare
Enbridge is responsible for the worst oil spill in Michigan. When oil pressure dropped in a pipeline near the Kalamazoo River (due to a leak), operators increased pressure to compensate.
I’m almost certain this term was used in at least one Bugs Bunny cartoon.
I don’t like spam
Is that a kidney? And a…tentacle?