Last time I checked, it’s his goal and not yours…

holy…

Every photo of Ronaldo and Zidane constantly look like they’re trying not to kiss each other so don’t think he’d be too worried

Cristiano has the 2nd most Ballon d’Ors in history, so in a similar line of reasoning I can conclude that you’re a massive fucking idiot, mate.

Everyone talking about the great curler and I’m here distracted by how quickly his entire team mobbed him in celebration 😆