I absolutely love your hair! Are you planning on sticking with blue or do you have another color you’re going to do next?

I don’t wanna poo poo on this, but there are bots literally just scraping Reddit and reposting all of the content. Big grain of rice here, gents.

Wow, all of your posts are simultaneously sexy and highly artistic. Love it!

You can call me Captain Tightpants after I saw this picture. 😉

Both of you look like a lot of fun 😉

And which dick is that?

That sounds like the challenge I’ve been looking for.

I’d cover the whole thing, given the chance. 😉

Great way to start the day. 😘

I mean, who doesn’t?

God, that thing is massive…

When I was a teenager, I walked in on my stepsister changing. I masturbated to that memory for years.

Perfect inaugural post! Welcome to the community!

Ahegao. Yeah, I’m a degenerate and proud of it.

Welcome! Looking great!

Yeah, currently still dark.

Oh man, those are about the only sounds I make. Moans and whimpers exclusively.

Of course, whatever you say, miss! 😵‍💫

For some reason, I really want to go shop at Publix now…

Couldn’t agree more!