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Hi Steven. Thanks for taking the time to help us find answers to our long unfulfilled questions.
As far as I know, you and Elvis are the only people that can answer my question. For obvious reasons, I’m asking you. How can I get some law enforcement credentials? I’m wholly unqualified but would like to be able to get discounts and preferential treatment from the government and boot lickers. Also badge bunnies. Any suggestions?
Milk and eggs for breakfast, got it.