Graphite22 [he/him, comrade/them]

it’s still accurate

they are only showing up to look the part, whine about inane bullshit, and stand around for 10 minutes before napping in the cybertruck

I’m such a curmudgeon gamer I didn’t even know steam had friend codes lmao

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I’ll give it a shot but a damn shooter/moba mix just sounds like the potential for top 5 toxic player base of all time.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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I work in produce at a grocery store and we often have people ask us to cut roots for one reason or another. My coworkers absolutely hate dealing with customers sometimes and I don’t blame them.

I had a woman shove a yellow yam on my chest and demanded (I think?) in broken english/creole to cut the bad parts off. I guess my autism/tolerance levels were through the roof because I just went and did it for her for some reason. When I got back to her with the yam, she clicked her tongue at me in disappointment and began ranting about how I cut the soul of the yam too deep. She didn’t even buy the damn thing lmao

i need that new track

I use gas/insurance prices for cars to sway people into thinking there is a better way. I know for a fact some people turn bitter for a split second when I tell them I’m fortunate enough to walk to work but I try to flip it back onto capitalism’s fault.

naw lol

grocery store bathroom i’ve noticed it happening way too many times. dudes will have a demonic battle in the toilet stall then just fucking walk out. i see, hear and feel all of this unfold while im pissing and it sends terrifying shivers down my spine everytime

I once heard a man in a stall

His cheeks went blifp, brrrthp, brrrraw

He took no time

No care to wipe

He didn’t wash his hands at all

I really really hope this dude isnt surprised his audience is full of chud and shit heads

his audience is full of world of warcraft players that think getting rid of the problematic shit put in the game by abusive men is 1984 and puritanical woke leftists striking once again

ChatLGPT3 and you’re GayofDoom now

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also hexbears when something bad happens

not having a head is bad for your mental health too

basically ur gonna get a picture of a beautiful hog with shit firmly resting on its massive ballsack

ya shits sad but w/e tbh

the moon must be off its axis

Operation Lost Swimmer

Operation Goon Squad

Operation Sperm Whale

Operation Healthy Diet

Operation Overspill

ahhh fellow artist don’t despair!!!

I feel the same way all the time when I read/watch things that just obliterate my best work. Sometimes I see something that inspires the shit out of me or it depresses me to all hell that I didn’t think of it first. Sometimes both, sometimes nothing like that. I’ll doubt myself or tell myself I’m not good enough. I promise you, even on Fromsoftware’s teams dedicated to world building (idk how they actually operate just speaking in general terms), there was more than likely a writer who wrote something really neat and interesting one day, then have someone from anywhere just come along and knock things out of the park right in front of them. Or it even just become forgotten :(

idc if this is a platitude or feels like one. You’re probably a wonderful and brilliant world builder already. You just have to see it. There is no way I could honestly have a good go at writing a TTRPG because my writing style just doesn’t fit and I dislike writing that way. But YOU are here doing just that and I’m not and that’s so awesome.

Writing whole ass RPGs is not easy and world building in one is just as difficult so don’t put yourself down so much!!

“Piece of cake!” “Wow this is a cake walk!” or just the term “Cake Walk”.