Only if you ask me to.

It’s usually ‘polyglot’ though, right?

We constantly get accused of taking two lovers, thus lowering the amount available for others, despite the incredible challenge of just trying to keep one around when they think you want to cheat on them with someone of the opposite sex.

The one I really want to find was the first every porn I saw, presented by my friend who had just been given a CD full of short vids.

It was three women, with one laying prone facing away from the camera, which was focused on her ass and vagina. The other two were playing with her, one was slowly pushing some sort of hollow-looking dildo into her ass and pulling it out again. During the video, you can slowly see the middle woman’s vaginal lips swell with blood and part as she became more aroused.

I have no idea where I’m at, because the difference between a 9 and a 7, or a 4 and a 7, doesn’t really get into my mind much. I think some of my kinks would get me banned from places, but they’re mostly fantasy. They would never happen in real life. So does that make me a 10, or am I only a 5 because I set hard limits and know I don’t want those things, only to imagine them?

…now, that being said, if there was some way to experience something and recover (so no permanent injuries, physical OR mental), I’d try just about everything. I know I wouldn’t like everything, but I’d try it just to say I had.

Anyway, peg me about a 7. Between the occasional furry fling (and all the craziness drawn art can get up to, whoah), deepthroating 13" dildos, and my libido, I’d say I’m pretty perverted.

No, or at least, not necessarily. Physically, I like females smaller than me and males bigger than me, and some other odd quirks that are definitely different between the sexes. Redheads and blondes drive me wild, for example, if they’re women, but turn me off in men. Give me black hair and dark eyes that frame a kissable male mouth…mm.

Mentally/personality is about the same for desire though.

I think it might rearrange chest muscles… It’s an intercoccal boob missile.

It looks more like two kidneys to me.

I remember the chair leg. It was obviously gross and dirty though. Door knobs and the round balls on top of bed posts (not the ceiling height kind, but the waist levels) were also fair game.

Haha, no! I’ve always followed the pre-social-media-selling-our-info advice of no real names, and definitely no pictures. In person meetings or bust!

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and bust? Hmm, decisions.

It’s been a while since I last talked about it, but I had hit my limit with the deepthroating because of the size of my dildo. The horse cock was just a little too large to get down the throat, so I went and got a slightly smaller diameter one that is just a tad longer. It definitely gets into the esophagus now.

Sadly, I don’t know if the physical limit has been reached. :( I can’t quite comfortably thrust in and out without triggering the gag reflex. I’ve worked on it a few times, but no improvements yet. Also, sadly, I don’t really have anyone to brag to about it. Practicing deepthroating definitely doesn’t come up in casual conversations with friends and coworkers, lmao.

If you can stomach going back to reddit, or using one of the front-ends that still work, the old bad dragon subreddit had a list of dozens or hundreds of manufacturers. Pick one that looks enticing, is a size you can like, and that has good reviews so you know you’re not buying poor quality.

Well if you weren’t so far away… ;)

I mentioned last week that I was getting obsessed with deep-throating. It turns out I either had a weak gag reflex to begin with, or you can train it away quickly if you’re dedicated. I can hold the normal penis sized dildo nearly indefinitely, though breathing around it is difficult. I also managed, after a lot of tries, to fully engulf the chance I was trying for. Now I just need to find someone with a 9" or more dick to see what practice can do. Or maybe not. Shyness is difficult to overcome, apps just want all of your data to sell, and I’m not going back to reddit to find someone.

Formal writing for an essay or research paper? Baaad.

For the purpose of placing emphasis or highlighting a way of speaking in fiction? It can be okay.

Progress on the oral? Some. I feel more confident with it. On the deepthroating? None. :(

I don’t think I’ve quite got that sort of capacity. It would be a pretty good experience to try something interesting though. Kirby breathes fire if he eats fire… I wonder if I could convince someone to drizzle jalapeno juice on themselves. The burn in the mouth and throat from being face-fucked, with the usual fun? Are penises sensitive to capsaicin?

My lips wrapped around something. For some reason, deepthroating just settled in my mind this week. I’ve been planning for months to get a realistic sized human dildo with a suction cup, and finally got around to doing it. I was pleasantly surprised to get the 6" all the way in pretty swiftly. Technique will have to be worked on, but enthusiasm makes up for deficits, aye?

Then the next random thought drifted along: if I can take the realistic, what about something bigger? So I pulled out the ole bad dragon I have laying around (a medium chance, to clarify), and went a little bit farther than I normally do when playing with it orally. There’s definitely a little resistance as I get it into the pharynx, and I can control the gagging up to that point. I can’t get it much farther though. Angles and a little pushing and lots of spit don’t seem to overcome a barrier of some kind. I’m a little disappointed. I once was told by a dental surgeon that I had a narrow airway, so I wonder if I’ll ever be able to swallow the damn thing. I really, really want the visual and feel of my throat bulging, and I’ve only got my lips to the medial ring, so there are several more inches to go.