One of my favorite cults!

If these immigrants keep eating all the tumble weeds, there won’t be any left for our American children to appreciate!

Maintainers is a unnecessarily nice word for trolls.

I’ve done more for the Mexicans than any other president. The Mexicans love me. When I see a Mexican I grab them by the enchiladas and they let me.

The goal should be to autonomize all travel over 30mph so we all can be drunk passengers.

Why aren’t you using a really old phone and taking a photo of your screen like the rest of us?

Whole setup just stinks of glove laundering operation

It’s a 3d printer glued to a roomba! If you want plastic pieces of crap all over your floors just have kids!

Love them since they piss off republicans with their gender identities.

The secret is that Boeing is run by criminally careless assholes. Wait, that’s not a secret.

It is pretty good, I probably would have tried to peel it off thinking it was taped to the machine.

It was probably a whistleblower satellite.

He literally is making his own dystopia. It’s one where shitty dumb billionaires destroy centuries of successful democracy with good old fashion uncreative corpuption. We all get to live in it. Well except maybe immigrants, they’ll be shipped out somewhere else.

I always break the ctrl key right off my keyboard when I get a new computer so I don’t accidentally do this.

I just took an 80min flight recently. For shits I looked at the first class upgrade option. It cost three times as much as my coach ticket. I hate flying, and I think airplanes are cramped and very uncomfortable, but I can’t imagine choosing to have a tiny bit bigger seat for an 80min flight over buying two other people tickets or supporting a charity or just buying extra drugs that week. The amount of disposable income or pathological obsession with status to flagrantly make the choice to buy a first class ticket astounds me.

“methed up Florida man" Redundant, we all know Florida Man is always methed up

I actually forgot all about that, but yes I did use Trillian at one point. Can you imagine big tech companies letting you use third party apps that didn’t lock you into their service or ad stream these days?

Remember when icq could message aim users though? That was so badass.

Is this retroactive because I really don’t want to have to delete my review of the cyber truck where I called it a used toilet paper recepticle on wheels. I admittedly do not have a head trauma history, so I did not actually buy a cyber truck.