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Jorts.horse
There’s also toots.matapacos.dog
That one is basically the unofficial hexbear instance
We don’t talk about JayOne
Jorts.horse
There’s also toots.matapacos.dog
That one is basically the unofficial hexbear instance
I have a shitposting masto and a news masto. Two different servers. News masto has a lot of “criticizing Biden is Ageism” shit while the shitposters are basically all irony poisoned commies and anarchists making “we beat Medicare” and sundowner jokes.
Orange, no decorum, acts like an alley cat.
Trump is Heathcliff confirmed.
A windshield wiper that may refuse to wipe due to aerodynamic reasons.
An accelerator that may refuse to disengage due to terrain reasons.
I’m just waiting on doors that may refuse to unlock themselves due to the onboard AI being trained to be racist, next.
Biden, for gravel pit.
lol no Trump was doing Trump shit which is taking potshots at the competition while selling his sympathizers a fascist fantasy. During the 2016 debates all the libs thought he was losing dismally while he was effectively bodying Clinton because he was following a different playbook. This is why he avoided the questions to veer into culture war shit. His base eats that up. Trump doesn’t try to meet the liberal image of a qualified candidate but that’s because he’s a fascist and doesn’t need to.
*Fake French accent* He knows the ridiculousness of his answers but he’s amusing himself for it’s his adversaries who are obliged to use words responsibly.
Trump did what he needed to do to appeal to his base whereas Biden uh I don’t know what the fuck Biden was doing, mostly sundowning I think, but appealing to his base wasn’t part of it.
Trump was so civil and together
His mic was muted while Biden was speaking so he wasn’t able to interrupt like he usually does.
What better way to convince voters they’re not out of touch elitists than squabble about golf during a presidential debate.
Dark Brandon was originally funny because the actual Biden was completely spineless compared to the reactionary strawman of him.
The entire joke was that he’s a human bowl of oatmeal and therefore completely unable to even approach this type of behavior, unless it was something about Anita Hill or school busing.
Then the dems appropriated it and ruined it.
I can’t even figure out what the point he was attempting to make might have been.
Newsom always gave me Patrick Bateman vibes and it’s not just because of a slight physical resemblance.
Here’s how Bernie can still win
I guess Elon can’t just coup whoever he wants to lol
Trump also jumps in at the end with something like “you beat it to death, Joe” but the clips online that I’m able to find cut that part off.
There were claims he was absolutely going to step down and let someone else run over a year ago and that never happened.
I still don’t think he’s dropping out but I do think, unlike previous rumors, it’s actually a possibility now.
Just a lower one than people are making it out to be.
I’m thinking 75/25 he stays in vs drops out.
I know it’s actually a very toxic and damaging narrative but the mental images I have built up around the false idea of trans people seeking out cishets to befriend and “corrupt” them tends to amuse me.
Inviting them over to watch a movie but it’s just two hours of sissy hypno.
Offering them some candy with estradiol secretly mixed in.
“Oops, sorry I spilled all over your clothes, but while it gets washed here’s a cute little outfit I have lying around that’s coincidentally your size!”
The general idea that, if you’re on public property you shouldn’t expect privacy, didn’t really sound too horrible to me at first, until I realized just how many people can’t afford to rent land right now. And it’s only getting worse.
The only way having an outdoor cat is okay is if you train them to only hunt sparrows.
It’s already all scrubbed
Oh they’re running him. They’re running him and guilting you by claiming that anyone who doesn’t vote for him is a fascist.