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I guess I’ll stop trying to improve.

Trump accepting the pardon from himself means he’s guilty but gets no consequences, sort of maintaining the status quo.

Help us out though, what can we do to be better allies? I try to be a good one, but I don’t know if I’m coming up short.

What was the original one trying to go for? I get this joke, I just don’t know what salt water and goats have to do with horror.

The US deserves the brain drain that’s about to ramp up.

Why put a bird at risk? Just use a drone.

The timing is just so … coincidental.

Easy, take the ports, rail, and roads leading in and out of the countries. Boy this arm chair general stuff is easy.

Stupid sexy chimney.

Always was.

Joe Rogan is what dumb people think smart people sound like.

If she doesn’t accept the fight, everyone will know she’s weak.

Reading the article, I get the impression that he was just flustered and impatient. Not even threatened, just annoyed that gam-gam wouldn’t listen and he was going to take control of the situation. His training didn’t seem to prepare him for a fragile elderly woman who doesn’t have the capacity to understand his orders.

Abortion. No specific circumstances needed. If a woman wants an abortion, it should be allowed. There is no one getting late term abortions that didn’t want the child and something tragic happened and now they need one.

Also there’s at least a small set of respondents with fat fingers.

Leave the girl on the subway alone, she’ll talk to you if she wants to talk.

Xennials aren’t quite old enough to remember New Coke, but definitely remember Crystal Clear Pepsi.

So why aren’t they arresting him?

Those fucks in Congress had 4 fucking years to fucking act and they did fuck all.