My gf and I are both bi, is that straight marriage? 👀

Imagine getting domed by your bloodthirsty hatred filled countrymen that were supposedly going to save you. And then this is how they remember you.

God, they’re psychos

Holy shit, I feel really really bad all of a sudden. Might be SAD. I don’t know why how my mood can crash like this. Nothing has even happened. Posting here so no-one close to me gets worried.

Oopsie. I think I horniyfied the general again. No ragrets

Make sure there isn’t any nasty shit in the flag. Don’t want the us flag to give you cancer.

Me sowing: I love me dom and assertive women. Me reaping: please mam give me something anything. I’ll be a good boy. Pleaseee anything. 🥹

Rest in piss

As someone with ASD, noise pollution is a fucking problem. I don’t care how personal you take it. 👀

I have no idea who this person is.

Couldn’t have said it better. Even dating has become bougie.

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WHY IS IT ALWAYS HARRY POTTER?!! AAHHH

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Firefox + ublock and sponsorblock still work

You would love punk

I met them while I was on holiday. We started talking and I found out we overlapped in tons of ways. Conversation with her was so effortless and fun, we never stopped talking. Soon after I realized I was falling in love with her. I kept it quiet, because I didn’t want to mess it up. But then she was like “Hey, so what is the deal between us?”. I spilled the beans and we confessed that we had feelings for each other.

I think it helped that we weren’t looking for a relationship at all. dating always made me feel nervous, I would doubt myself and the dates would never feel genuine and feel forced. But this just worked itself out.

This is why I appreciate the extremely cheap 24/7 convenience store in my street that’s clearly there to launder some kind of criminal activity. It’s suspiciously cheap, and they sell everything, lmao.

Where did ya come from, Where did ya go? Where did ya come from Genocide joe?

When she pronounces hamas like ghamas.