big yikes

if 5 people are sitting together, and 4 of them proudly proclaim to be nazis, and the 5th person doesn’t leave - there are 5 nazis sitting together

be the repost you wish to see in this world

I want to like hot showers, but it dries out my skin so badly, and it makes me feel like a pierogi that’s been left out too long; without any butter or sour cream

that chicken was slow roasted over a heated argument

same! went to my spouse’s work party last week, and proceeded to develop a gnarly cold by the time xmas rolled in.

I’m better now, of course; just in time to get back to work.

please sir, could you spare a few crumbs of context?

owls prey on mice, which makes them a humorous analogue for politicians, but also making them specifically a parliament of owls is comedic gold.

well played, robot

totally makes up for the detached tail and messed up eyes on every third bird

I never use prime, and stuff usually shows up in 2 or 3 days, anyway. They optimized their shipping abilities, and then convinced some people to pay more for it.

shut your fucking face, uncle-fuckah!

my manager made the same choice, to evenly split pay for our team, when he was offered a higher budget/salary/etc.

one of many reasons I’ll be staying there.

I just finished listening to “Wind of Change” by Pineapple Studios, and I highly recommend it for a fun deep dive in an obscure historical area.

It’s an eight-part limited series podcast that follows a journalist as he unpacks and uncovers a conspiracy, which concerns the CIA’s involvement in the hit song “Wind of Change” by German rock band ‘the Scorpions’. It all starts with a rumor from an ex-agent, and spirals into some really interesting interviews with credible witnesses and key players in the alleged covert operation.

that was also a plot for an episode of X-Files

whoa, hey, just-a you wait until I’m-a done with this plate of cannoli, and then this suit is gonna track-a you face across the floor! gabeesh?

lots of people don’t know how to play an instrument, which is fine. this dude sucks because he just refuses to admit it.

The scene reminds me of Dark Souls 2, with the imagery of Lost Bastille and Things Betwixt. I would not be surprised if the designers took some inspiration from this painting.

well now, how about that

of course you don’t!

I’m sorry you had to see such depravity, and so close to home

the ol’ muddy basement window