Washed up Astro Justin Verlander has a problem… his fastball is no longer “hot”

Skirt knowledge increased

tfw no skirts

3 sounds like it’d be my pick out of those, dark purple jeans sound rad and I hate wearing ties personally

(Is “midi skirt” a typo of mini skirt or can you control synths with a skirt because that might change my answer lmao)

Big noggin’ gang

The last time I got new glasses I was extremely anxious and basically spaghetti’d and just went “GREAT, THANKS BYE” when the guy asked how they fit and never got them adjusted

Thanks for the guide post you made in c/drugs! Helped me find the right kind and it’s been really helpful for me so far.

Highly recommend Giant Bomb’s ranking Tekken endings for some sensible chuckles at early CGI

The opposite where I bonk my head on the branch

Obama going out of his way to make sure AIG execs got their 7+ figure bonuses after they went bankrupt while the entire construction industry tanked and tons of people lost their jobs after the housing market bubble burst really cemented “okay fuck Obama” to me, the drone murder expansion and Libya/Syria/Haiti stuff was just icing on the cake to me after that

Thinkin’ of getting contact lenses, every time I do my eyebrows and take off my glasses in the mirror I think I look a lot better not wearing them but I’m worried contacts will give me sensory issues

Want to get new frames too but dunno what style

I want a more femme pair of glasses but idk if “women’s” (why are eyeglasses gendered?) styles would fit my large oafish melon head

The only one I’ve stumbled across and liked was Pumpkin Potion, the old timey cartoon goth girl schtick is v cute imo

Pretty much the same for me too going on nature walks

Listenin’ to Death Is Just Around The Corner alone in the woods is a mood, I felt like MSJ was my Virgil going through the underworld or something

Thanks

gay baby jail

Check out these dope ass trees

I’m a dumbass sorry lol, they’re 650mg capsules. I’m pretty sure it’s all plant matter and not extact, it’s red Bali/white elephant blend? I don’t know enough about kratom if that’s useful terminology or if it’s like weed strains where it’s mostly marketing jargon like “purple quantum diesel nardblaster” or whatever

sacks

punt returns

tush n’ push

john madden