Orks just think everyone is having a fun time.

“wut? Da oomans don’t like it when we blast em with da shootas? I thought we wuz just havin a good ol waaaarrrrgggghhhh!”

No, Nurgle is also the king of rebirth. Unlike the other ruinous powers he wants to destroy the galaxy so that it can be created anew, freed from the shackles of corpse emperor.

You clearly haven’t read enough theory!

Personally I think Grandfather Nurgle should be the official ruinous power of HexBear but that’s just me.

Honestly the only good faction to be in is Orks, because while they all die horribly in war, they’re genetically engineered to FUCKING LOVE IT! It’s their favorite thing ever being ripped apart in bloody combat!

Chaos this, emperor that, I just wanna WAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH goddammit!

Should have made that clear, yeah I have hypertension.

Yeah thanks. I used to drink a lot more (I actually worked in alcohol production so I go WAY too much free booze), realized it wasn’t helping with the mental health or BP, and so have cut back a lot, but damn do I like a nice brewsky beer. Since starting the meds I’ve had the occasional beer out, but only 2 max and always with food.

If you don’t mind me asking, do you drink? Cuz I noticed they advise against drinking on the pill bottle but my Doc said that just means excessive binge drinking, and a few beers or some wine is fine. I like a nice beverage now and again but I don’t wanna get messed up.

Well it’s more that my anxiety causes BP issues.

Wtf are brain zaps?

Man if they had booked Alanis that would really have clinched it for them. Would have won my vote.

Just own it. Walk in proudly and cut the cheese like a true

“Aw shit bro there’s some dude in a mask killing the actors! Wait, is that your ex?”

That makes sense cuz the song is literally about a stalker. Sting apparently learned some people think it’s romantic, even playing it at weddings, and was shocked.

I believe you are correct

Is there a materialist reason why Chuds are anti-vax, or is it just brainworms?

1: I would point out you don’t know anything about me and what I do in my actual life

2: You can still organize while finding people frustrating and annoying, if anything it makes it more commendable when you do. Example: Lenin.

Seriously it’s bad for worker solidarity too. The turnover rate is so high and so many employees are either teenagers or retired people just trying to make extra cash, so often surrounded by lazy and/or incompetent people who frustrate you to no end. I have so many shifts where I’m the only one working while everyone else has their thumb up there ass, some stoner fuck forgot how to use the key duplication machine despite me showing him 20 FUCKING TIMES! and a cashier who’s worked here a year is asking me WHAT AISLE THE BATHROOM IS IN!!!

What drove you to the left other than compassion for your fellow human?

So people here say this a lot, but I think there’s a bunch of different things that draw people to the left besides empathy.

For one I would point out, most of us, myself included, are massive smarty pants nerds who like digging up random historical sources to own Libs and CHUDs. I think the self satisfaction of being right about fucking everything is a big draw. I think this was the case for a lot of historical communists too, Marx and Lenin def smart boys who liked being right about everything.

I think there’s also the belief that this is the right direction for human history to progress. I may not care a ton for a lot of humans alive right now, but what does my personal distaste matter? History marches on and I want to be on the right side of it.

Do you work retail? Cuz not working retail helped a lot. I got laid off from my manufacturing job and had to go back to it and now I’m considering worshiping the ruinous powers to bring humanity to and end in the name of CHAOS!

Is this supposed to be a bad thing? This is like every guy I’ve had a crush on.