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Hey, Nintendo may be Nintendo, but they’re not WoTC. Even if they did send a hitman, it would only be the cloud version.

Alt caption: Woke, liberal arts professor attacks free speech advocates.

/s because Poe’s law

1. It’s an insurance plan
2. Its the most expensive option
3. Yup, that’s heckin expensive. You’d think the rate would go down after they installed protective equipment. Instead they’re renting the equipment to you like feckin Comcast.

Until milkshakes get involved.

Take T’Pol, Sato, Shran Take Doc Phlox and the Texan Mayweather and Malcolm Reed You can’t take this theme from me

The same university that is downsizing an internet research group that studies misinformation and abuse has hired a Big Oil PR firm‽

I am shocked! Shocked, I tell you!

And the one behind the conjoined twins with a giant nipple on its sternum

What is this? A colony for ants!

1. They’d lose their territory.
2. Because the process takes time, and NATO doesn’t admit new members in active conflict with Russia. All Russia has to do to stop the next bid is invade again.

Failure to Netflix and chill.

Tbf, the difference between blindness and sightedness isn’t always black and white. There is an actor at the theater I work with who uses a stick to get around, but he can read a script on his massive tablet with the text blown up real big and the brightness high enough.

Umm…

Reflection is just as effective as absorption. As long as the UV isn’t passing through the fabric into you, you are fine.

Well butter my biscuit, I might be wrong. There are other of factors to take into account, but it makes sense that, the portion of light that does make it through a light fabric will keep on reflecting inside the garment until it is absorbed or escapes back out. Like a photography light box.

Mercury: you were warned to limit your fish consumption!

Virgin giant:

• Bumps head on the stupidest things
• Whines about air travel
• Can’t handle an unfinished basement
• Has to buy special clothes
• Cries when they have to pick something off the ground
• “Do you play basketball?”
• Blocks people’s view.

Chad shortie:

• Can wear top hat anywhere they want.
• Walks under any obstacle with ease.
• Knows how to hem trousers.
• Can see into the fridge without crouching.
• Lovingly compared to the heroes of the shire.
• Low center of gravity.
• Can be taller by standing on literally anything.
• sneaky as heck

Pretty sure flatworms were invented before steel. So, wouldn’t it be fairer to say that humans penis fight with swords?

We should go back to cloth sacks that we can make dresses out of again!

Pasadena Jones and The Penultimate Crusade.

We have:

• Pasadena Jones
• Herr McGoo
• Pasadena Jones’ immortal father
• Pasadena Jones’ love interest

Bakula‽ Jeepers! I thought it was Harrison ford for a hot second.

It’s not just to troll. There are actual differences between the RCS and iMessage protocols and their capabilities.