Orbitz! It was a flavored water drink with little balls in it back in the 90s.

I mean, they CAN go on rough roads. They’re just not made for it. And certainly not OFF road, like you would expect a technical to do.

Send them all our shit so trump has to wait for restocks before they can use them against American citizens.

Yup, meant for towing very large, heavy trailers, not for anything remotely near a battle in sloppy conditions.

Keep eating your stake in what?

Shame they don’t have apaches and F117s like we did in the first gulf war. They’d all be gone. Hint hint. F117s are decommissioned… So why not?

I’d rather play ET.

Omfg that would be great. Blow a couple billion creating a storefront and games, just to fail miserably.

In fallout, it would be.

It’d use . 308, and be worth 59 hp per shot (JB born 5/9) without perks.

There should be. I saw a pic on Facebook the other day of a dually with a mounted machine gun in Texas.

It’s all who/what you know. Smh.

I’m fairly certain that it isn’t held by AU either. Or DPRK. I don’t know who “holds Aleppo currently”, but I’ve got more guesses as to who doesn’t if you’d like to hear them. KFC and the colonels army likely hold very little territory there.

Homunculus is a little person that is proportional. You cant merge two tall, fat fucks and get one little person. 4 or 5 homunculi, maybe. But not one.

Looks like Pedro Pascal.

I dunno… Even china at this point…

China gets the whole west coast including Nevada and Idaho (fuck you Idaho) and the rest is split based on an extension based on the mason-dixon line. The north becomes Canadian and the south becomes mexican.

Hey, you’d be surprised how much difference a friend can make. I have a kid, so I have my own reasons to keep going. But if you consider this person so great in your life, and you acknowledge that losing you would hurt him, then why hurt him? Even if you do only think of it as a friendship, you clearly think highly of him. So why would you want to hurt him?

I know this isn’t the argument one would normally take when trying to talk someone out of a suicidal mindset. But I’ve been there. I’ve thought so much about it, that I actually was like “just wait till after ‘endgame’”. Ok, well, I made it to see it in theaters. But then I realized my friend’s birthday was 2 weeks away. I couldn’t do that to him. I couldn’t have him associate that with his birthday. So I put it off. But then there was another thing, and another thing, and I’m not saying I’m great right now, but I have lost interest in suicide. Yeah, that’s not the “kids gloves” approach, but I’m sure you’ll get plenty of that. This is just another way of coming to the same conclusion as those people. Don’t do it. There’s a lot to live for. If not for your own interests and things you’re looking forward to, (whether that’s Taylor swifts next record, the next ______ movie, or GTA 6, or whatever) then to not hurt your love interest.

What I’m saying is, put it off. Don’t do it right now. Find a reason to put it off. “Fuck, I can’t die before I see season 2 of fallout!” Find a reason to put it off. I wish I could give you a hug and say it’ll be ok, but please, just find a reason to move the date back.

That’s what I entered the comments to say. In fact, let me buy the entire bar a round.

Land octopi would be pretty cool though.

Ehhh, those laws aren’t that binding. And if the parent doesn’t know where the child lives, it’ll be entirely impossible to find them. It’s not like they’re going to set up government agencies to hunt down thousands of children for some broke ass old folks.