Poison_Ivy [comrade/them]

Oh my fucking god hes so fucking cute

I swear these people want to be as alienated as possible from reality

Still shidding :)

Im gonna go poop

So thats a yes

Did you collect some hair for your shrine

where we all pretend that personal responsibility doesn’t exist

Id vote for Hillary of course since she told me to :)

I remember once a comedian in the same amount of time in Hollywood as Maher told him that he still does small time gigs in comedy clubs to keep his material fresh and so that he can be challenged by new audiences.

Maher looked at him like he grew eyestalks and asked him why should he ever do that.

God are you people so fucking stupid, just a bunch of unwarranted self importance and navel gazing nonsense all crammed into a skull cavity the size of a thimble.

AnCaps are Melisandre burning children alive to keep the Divine Fire going

Middle-aged twinks are a hot commodity.

Whoever told you this is trying to entrap you as a house boy by trying to addict you to meth.

Not me running LGBT support group at my job and having to wrangle the enbys and transes into staying on topic and not make “gender fluids” jokes

I have my money on Colorado outdoorsman weirdos out of Denver and the raiders out Reno and Vegas to destroy Deseret before those sister-wife fuckers getting off their prescription pill addictions long enough to break out the magic-underwear embossed musket that their great great grandfather bought to shoot Indigenous people for sport.

We’re talking about a state whose economy is 90% MLM scams.

Utah isnt the source of the Colorado and theres three other states that would object to that too lol

My new coworker gives me Chud vibes.

Day 1: Complains about kids stealing Coach purses en masse being deterred by beating them up (Yeah lady, a 21 year old sales rep is def going to throw down with 30+ teenagers and come out better for it) and talking about the totally real time she took out a shotgun to deter catalytic converter thieves.

We work in a drug treatment center and she gives “tough love” hardass vibes which is like the default setting a lot of white hires in this field tend to be. Like just straight up DARE “if ur addicted just dont do drugs” levels of unscientific analysis.

Scene: Chinese Ambassador to the USA at Pinkberry eating a delicious frozen yogurt gets her 27th pleading message from the American Ambassador in 1 hour, deciding to set her phone to silent while simultaneously choosing to take an additional hour to her lunch break

Its bc they give the bad Tabascos for white boys as a punishment

Just burn the country down for insurance money and start again at this point

we’re in a cyberpunk novel that would be called too on the nose.

We’re rapidly approaching the Horizon Zero Dawn world pre-Faro Plague