I love this cat so much! Her name is Danger, by the way.

What a gorgeous cat. I have two Siamese.

I think torches, and pitchforks. We should go old school.

Women are property. That’s conservative shit. They want this to be the norm. All conservatives are bastards.

The “economy” they keep touting doesn’t really affect the average American. We’re broke because of how well the “economy” is doing for the capitalist class. I’m pretty disgusted with America. I don’t want trump to win which is the only reason I’ll vote for Biden.

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We should aspire to be more like our cats.

I have a really great clowder, I just wish a group of cats had a cooler name.

They’re in training for extreme coziness.

They’re all over each other all the time. They do have plenty of space in the house, and they even allow me a small place to sleep if they aren’t using it. They are nothing if not benevolent.

You aren’t allowed to protest Israel. That’s where Jesus is going to come back. Israel can do what it wants, and America will pay for it because Jesus.

This country sucks.

Thank you!

She used to make me nervous because she would just appear out of nowhere, and that’s why I named her Danger. As we’ve gotten to know each other better she has been the sweetest cat. The “or else” is reserved for when her brothers and sisters act up.

I set em up, you knock em down.

We can all see how pathetic that is, right?

His brother and sisters have long legs too.

Disorder and Disarray by Rancid. There are lots of great examples here, and I think this one fits.

America is really just shitting the bed.

Bootlicking is more important than not jury tampering.