I need you to do something for me man. I need you to go to a dollar store, Walmart, whatever and get a “Globe” G-L-O-B-E. If they need details, say “Planet Earth” or “World”.

Believe it or not I’ve been told that a Globe is the most accurate map when it comes to showing the entire world. Hawaii and Alaska should be the same shapes you see here on your typical American map but I need you to see their distance from each other. Trust bro it surprised me too!

Yes. If I can wait for the Dune movie in February, video game nerds can also wait.

It’s up to the companies to coast and ration their resources accordingly.

Can’t have trees be too lit (on fire).

Does German Suplex

Bird: “I don’t know man, shit’s fucked”

Jeff Bezos: “Damn, you right. Pollution going down tonight!”

Worst Premade Ever (WPE)

They are British, one of their editors is from New Zealand. They threatened to replace their editors’ livers with live badgers if they unionized. 10/10 would watch the surgery.