Nobody likes a sucker, especially the kind that fall for fruit tarts like you. I knew there was trouble. I could smell it on the hot evening breeze. Fortunately for me, trouble is my favorite thing… Because I’m Joe Milkshake. I kicked down the door with one swift, decisive motion.

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Cake day: July 21st, 2023

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  • I played the crap out of this when it came out.

    Making those “creative mode” pizzas in just the right way so it would hit all tastes maximally was a lot of trial and error. But once you had one you were good to go.

    My favourite thing to do was weapon trafficking right at the start of the game. You just called a weapon supplier via phone, bought whatever you could afford. Then you fly to a random place, call the weapon supplier there and hope they pay more than what you paid. If not, restart game.

    That way you could build a bit of a bank account before even starting a restaurant.