SpasmodicColon [he/him]
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8·6 months agoWe don’t want her here in jersey, we have enough dumpster fires
He looked at the drawing
He ain’t breathing no more
Where is the lie?
Fucking ridiculous in 2023. If I want to have a 300 character password, that’s my business, hate these arbitrary rules of a max number, no special characters…
Wow, watch space investment suddenly become important again to avoid commie moon bases (again)
11·7 months ago[continues to write checks and send weapons to isntreal]
Oh so now they have the ability to dictate things? What happened to “we have no ability to tell isntreal to stop genociding”?
27·7 months agoHang gliders can’t melt rave concerts
5·7 months agoDisney is the reason I never used my degree in 3d animation. These fucks kill everything the makes movies magical and always have
10·7 months ago“somebody really should do something about these high prices” - Biden 2024
I also spend hours arguing with the AI
Imagine arguing with a bunch of if…then statements… Ted was right.
127.0.0.1, I’m an introvert
What the liberal fails to understand is that the power now lies in the leftist hands.
In 2016, it was unknown how bad trump could be.
In 2020, we were told “see, unless you want more of this, you better hold your nose, vote blue, and then we’ll push left”
But in the past 4 year, much to the surprise of no one who’s paid attention, there has only been a right-ward shift. So now, it’s not “hey leftist, if you don’t blue you get trump!”, it’s more like “he democrats, unless you actually shift left, you’re getting more of trump”
No one had taken Adam Burphigh, but now someone did
“next to” and “near” doing so much heavy lifting you need a special license to operate them
15·8 months agoNancy should be the one who has to deal with an ALS diagnosis. Nothing but a photo op to show how goodly she is.
Someone needs to invent immortality, make her immortal, and then give her ALS so she has to live in a husk until the universe’s heat death
I’m imagining Robert Evens fighting the FDA with an arsenal of defibrillators from his compound, juiced up and raring to go
Can you imagine?
“Listen up mother fucker, give me your wallet or I’ll defibrillate you! Just come over here, open your shirt, let me apply these electrodes, wait for the thing to start… bypass the onboard software that says you’re not out of rhythm and thus it will not send a charge…”
"folks, covid had wrecked this country and we need your votes. If you deliver me the senate here in Georgia, we’ll have the votes to give every American a $2,000 stimulus check.
Just show up to vote and we’ll immediately get a bill on the docket for that $1,600.
And when that $800 check shows up, the American people will once again be able to provide during this tough time. I mean, just think of what you can do with $400. Me? Well, I like me a big ol ice cream cone, and you sure can buy a lot of those with $200.
But you gotta watch out for corn pop, if he sees you with that $25 check, woo boy he’s gonna get cha.
America, we will pull through this. Just remeber, vote blue, give us Georgia, and we look forward to you mailing in those checks for $100 to help fund us. God bless! "