It’s the Martian canal people

Midgley contracted polio in 1940 and was left disabled; in 1944, he was found strangled to death by a device he devised to allow him to get out of bed unassisted.

Maybe, JUST MAYBE, there is some justice in this world

No they don’t. But they probably have the right wealth to get out of it with a fine that’s probably less than whatever interest is generated by their smallest savings account

They don’t care about ACTUAL history. They’re trying to defend themselves by shifting any criticism onto “the original lawgiver,” and knowing full well that most Americans get their history from church (and bad TV in a close second), they invoke God as a shield to do whatever awful injustices make them erect that week

I mean, I get it too, but I was also throwing away enough food to feed at least a dozen people (usually much more) every single day. To make it worse, I drove by at LEAST 2-4 unhoused persons on the way back to the shop (not even counting my drive back home)

Officially, no. But when you’re the last truck to get back at 3am, nobody’s gonna stop me. Every once in a while they would look the other way, but it honestly depended on their mood more than anything else

I was never a grocer, but I worked in the catering industry for almost 10 years (which, to be fair, is a very different industry that just happens to have some overlap). Standard procedure is to throw away practically everything that can’t be reused on another event. I talked to the higher-ups about this multiple times and they always gave me the same two answers: ‘We can’t be liable for someone getting sick from eating our old food’ and ‘We donate to Second Helpings once a year, so at least we try’

You know there’s more than one version of the Bible, right?

Bruh was that song Slavic Crazy Frog?

My son is also named Bort

America is not a country that cares for the well-being of its citizens; it is a collection of businesses

This is the answer to (almost) every single problem in America

Somebody makes them, I’m sure. Whether or not they’re available for your Average Joe to purchase… no idea

Second one comes out later this year (supposedly)

Least autistic 4chan post

I see a tired old man who is content to live out the rest of his life without using his ‘new’ power to rock the boat too much. I also get a sense of superiority in his face; not quite a smirk, more like he KNOWS he’s removed from the rest of us and he’s fine with it. Something more tangible, his hands are definitely bigger in the painting than in real life (look closely at their size relative to their heads). Notably, while the rest of the painting is shades of red, his hands seem to be the only ‘clean’ part of the piece (other than his face for obvious reasons). Also, the coloring of his uniform(?) and the background are practically identical and, in my opinion, clearly meant to blend into each other; almost like he’s trying to disappear into the background himself, which ties back to my first point.

In all honesty, I think the complete domination and blending of red throughout, the slightly enlarged hands that remain entirely clean, and the look of self-satisfaction make a pretty strong argument for representing the blood that was spilt to allow him to become king at all (even if not by his own doing). As for why Charles would allow the creation/public revelation, perhaps he’s simply acknowledging that legacy, even if he’s probably not willing or able to DO anything substantial to make amends ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Grapefruit Diet (Weird Al cover)

I’m still convinced that game was a troll

Pro👏jec👏tion👏

1-Because I’ve had some people online get real defensive when I’ve asked for sources

2-Cause I was a few shots deep by that point so I just kinda say things