Patriots are in control

We truly live in the dumbest timeline

Biden can still die in the next couple months

Man I thought I was Jokerfied before but I literally just had a multi minute hysterical laughing fit

Kamala can still be president if Biden croaks

that band with the guitar nonce

This completed my jokerification

While we wouldn’t be concerned if he was learning a useful second language

Arabic is the 5th most spoken language in the world

he’s also got Slovene genes from his mom, Slovenians are like the tallest people in the world.

Anarky Me

Juan Guaido

on the left

impossible

soy sauce and rice vinegar

Yuri’s Revenge

if biden really wants to endorse kamala he should die to give her the incumbent boost

Just thought of a very funny outcome: Kamala loses to Trump, and Biden dies immediately afterward, leaving Kamala as a lame duck president for three months