Kochia scoparia is another one like that, and also makes tumbleweeds

Gnoosic.com

Look at you! You got the joke!

I know this, and you know this, but if I start talking about Leshy, Everyone is confused.

Me too, and I don’t even live in the US. He’s bad fucking news. Even if he doesn’t get in, there is a non zero chance Don Jr or Eric are next up for the ticket in 2029

The idea of a female herpetologist releasing a soft drink is amazing

Idk, but probably better than the butt pirate that complains about it.

What, exactly, do you think work is?

I did some work by an air force base and had F-18s doing fly-bys all day. They’re loud as fuck, and while it was really cool it was kind of annoying and made it hard to listen for bears and just talk in general. Still, really cool show

Just me shitposting.

Fucking R selectors

Honestly, we are maybe 5 years from the rich hunting is for sport because they can afford the legal team to defend it

In general, I find those 9 other randos more likely to tell me to fuck off.

Pavlov

As in you instantly lose an erection, because you’ve been conditioned to associate footfalls with a ruined orgasm?

I’m not joking. People I know have had guns pointed at them, and this is in Canada. Land owner was notified they would be there but didn’t get the message lol

I DIG MY TOES INTO THE SAAAAND

You joke, but that’s a very real possibility for trespassers in a lot of areas still.

Good, so far. Caught a fuck up a work for a project I did in January last Friday. Couldn’t get it figured out. Normally that would have ruined my weekend but I was able to put it aside and think about it today at work.

Stupid calculation error because we had been shuffling numbers around at last minute client request. Figured it out now, and I’m back on track.

Blew my dietary macros today, but I’ve been doing good in that department otherwise

When they carted his body away from the Milanese town square, they had to use a front end loader to carry his chin

I really like that one