Ahem

Bae Adams left the show and got some plastic surgery.

Dude, I seriously think Matt Ryan could put on his old uniform today and out-perform Ridder and Heinicke based simply on decision making and accuracy.

This is the right approach. I used to be a lot more emotionally invested.

Then I survived 2016, got older, and now I realize this team has never given me back the same amount of relationship effort that I’ve always put in; and it turns out, it doesn’t even notice when you stop checking in every hour on the hour, just to see what it’s up to or if it wants to chat. It doesn’t get offended when I don’t spend money on it or if I skip a game because I’d rather spend some time on my mental health than be teased, tricked, and tossed aside.

Honestly, I’m a lot healthier since switching to the friend zone. I mean, there were so many red flags (literally) for decades.