“Evelyn thought she’d uncovered a forgotten faith—but some secrets are better left buried in the dust of time!”

Sorry for yet another plant story, but I can’t help it. I like plant stories! I promise my next one has nothing to do with plants tho! :)

“Derek, a gardening enthusiast with a thirst for dark secrets, learns too late that some seeds are best left unplanted, they can just tear up a garden!”

Well, as you know, all information and voices want to be free. :)

“Well, well, well. Looks like our lonely botanist has found a friend that really grows on him… but be careful, dear boils and ghouls, because in this twisted tale, the only thing thicker than love’s roots… is the blood it feeds on! So grab your gardening gloves and prepare for a tale where a nice little friendship blossoms… and so do the bodies!”

"In tonight’s tale of terror, we follow a man with a mission—a mission to get rid of the mysterious figure known as Universal Monk.

Our brave hero thinks he’s just battling a keyboard warrior on the interwebs, but after a little trip, he’ll learn that hunting sea lions isn’t as easy as he thought.

Get ready, boils and ghouls, for a twisted tale of identity, deception, and a change of taste you won’t believe… until it’s too late!"

“Next time you think you’re grounded in reality, think again—because in this tale, it’s not just your mind that mushrooms out of control. Hope you’re ready for the root of all terror!”

Hey! Thank you! Meh, it was a little over the top, but based on people crying to me about sealioning all day, so it was fun to write! lol