We don’t think, we ponder.

P - Is it Pigpoopballs?

O - Is it Owl related?

N - Is it Neat?

D - Is Kissinger still Dead?

E - Is it Erotic?

R - Is it Rabidly supportive of Hillary Clinton? Because it really is her turn this sime!

Oh, this will be really bad when Rishi Sunak is in a position to legislate after the next election. I sure hope the Tories don’t use the significant leverage they will have to push for this.

If I take all 100 grey pills at once, does that mean I snore like a cartoon for 100 nights or do I get to be some kind of natural disaster?

Impressive. Hexbear has a 1990s hacker movie style firewall where you have to enter the computer and play a shitty computer game where if you die in the game you die in real life. Hacking through it requires not just computer smarts, but also a deep knowledge of Bushido. You have passed the first test for joining my rogue CIA division. The next step will be a word association game themed around ancient Greek mythology for some reason. Be prepared.

This is a good idea.

Won’t the boulder roll back to the intersection anyway?

What an awful person. Just like Laddy Mr. Lennon and Moo The Dong. He was from the European Union you know. That’s why he acted like that and killed all those people. They cannot help themselves.

At least we can take solace in the fact that the value of about $10 million per tank is solidly grounded in reality.

This is exactly what it was like. Before Brexit.

I did some math real quick and in order to make this fair you would have to sentence the CEO to 450 million years in prison. Or the homeless guy to below 1 second in prison. Or if you want to be a centrist about it lock them both up for 225 million years.

Ok, that’s a new one. Calling you a fascist for saying Lenin was a Marxist…

I can usually take these liberal takes in stride, but this is like they invented some new kind of weapon. I feel this weird itch to engage with them somehow, and that’s not healthy.

Me too! What’s your destination?

So let’s just ask Mr. Putin what he would do in a desperate situation and then do exactly that. The solution is both clever and for some reason incredibly clever.

Two years later, I’d like to summarize recruiting in 2024. Today we approached a man in a full pig costume flipping a grocery store sign in 104-degree heat. The man said nothing, just flipped the sign faster than human eyes could follow. My comrades in arms are gone. All that remains of them are the stains their innards left on some cereal prices in the corner of the sign. I managed to surrender to the silent pig-beast, knowing I had nothing to offer him that could sate his hunger. He is now the governor of Ohio. I pray that it will be enough.

Well we’re certainly doomed if Europe has both the ability and the intention of honoring a promise they made to Ukraine.

I’m not really up to date on the modern movies, but didn’t they spend several movies exploring who bad milk blood robot is? This synopsis really nailed the big unanswered question.

I am a bit bothered by how the modern borders of Croatia seem like they are designed just to prevent Bosnia and Hercegovina from having a coast. I get that you can have a thin country, but they are really pushing it. Give them one beach!

I can’t be too hard on him. In hindsight I guess it’s easy to say he shouldn’t have died in prison, but I’m sure he had his reasons.

Fuck every actual antisemite and also fuck every person she would not consider an antisemite.

Have these cowards never heard of ramming?