It does not fit in any of the categories, as per OP’s post

How about this

Idk, seems pretty bad to me: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/comment/12426522

It’s “L.P.D.: libertarian police department” written by Tom O’Donnell for the New Yorker in 2014.

Do it like this: https://lemmy.world/comment/14376859

Damn, good one!

I imagine the downvoters perceived the question not as stupid, but trolling or provoking.

Oh, maybe that’s what they meant here. I have multiple friends who make their own deodorants with natural ingredients, and those work well. Seems I missed the joke then.

Does deodorant need to be unnatural to be effective?

I will never unsee “does a bork start just to finish?”.

We did this too, but right now I’m looking for an alternative to Google. It’s hard finding something lightweight that also syncs between accounts and doesn’t cost a lot.

When your friends vibe with your ADHD brain

Beautiful

Doesn’t sound like a good gift.

Luigi?

Please, don’t do it. Can I do anything to change your mind?

Extremely photogenic

It’s a pun, since LeBron is the GOAT (greatest of all time).

I have no idea what you’re talking about. I resolve conflicts as they appear, personal or work related, they are a part of any relationship. Promotions - I am a dev, not sure what promotions would be relevant, and how that would be a problem. Job changes - many of my friends that I’ve made at work through the years changed jobs and we’re still friends - I don’t see a problem here either? And what dirt? How would they use it? If I told them I am tired lately, they would told the boss that I am slacking or something? And the boss would probably just think they are a weirdo to keep eye on? Maybe you work in a very toxic environment, I have never had any issues.

I made friends with people I work with.