I think “Rotato” might be an actual brand name.

“Inspired” by / re-done from the B-movie film “Moonrunners”

nope, just the leaves.

Rate limiting

It allowed you to synchronize files between computers over floppy disk.

Rhubarb: now when you bit the water with hair in it, it tastes sour.

Lol hopefully they have a home close by!

Lol.

A couple years ago someone at work asked me if I had a highlighter, and handed them a sharpie.

Nobody is ever outside, unless they are mowing their lawn. Even when its nice out

Haha, as if any paper had the ability to do anything but publish press releases.

do a little actual marketing/advertising on the things he actually has accomplished.

and he has done stuff.

Many state Departments of Transportation maintain maps of abandoned rail lines.

Minnesota

Iowa

“Continue reading on the app” :(

Yeah, that’s marketing for you.

Is it because they actually started doing shit?

Meh, it all gets implemented as if/then/elseif… and goto when you get to the lowest level anyway.

There is also sometimes an interaction with alcohol.

Yeah I had my yard full of destroying angels last summer, when they first showed up I was all “sweet! Mushrooms!” Because they look real similar to agaricus. But then I saw the white gills, and was all :(.

And I made sure to tell my kids not to mess with them and why.

Why?

(No really)

Ooh wowee!