70k… ummm… what do you do and how do I join?

Do you have any trusted friends/colleagues where you are? Maybe I’m just thinking of this from the small-town perspective where I live, but if someone I knew needed a place to keep their car and have someone at least occasionally crank it and drive it a little for them, I’d for sure offer to do that. The absolute worst thing for a car is to just let it sit.