Only if it could upload my consciousness to the cloud after I die like in that one episode of Black Mirror where the old women end up dying together but they end up living in a custom-built paradise forever.

To be quite honest, my own parents. They tried really hard to give me and my siblings a good life.

That’s what I thought, too. It’s almost like a second nature to wave my hand across those automatic doors.

If you’re driving at night, you gotta flash them brights.

I just thought everybody did this…

The sad part is that despite being a convicted felon he will most likely never see the inside of a jail cell.

You’d think…

…but what does the government have?

If a convicted felon loses their right to vote, they should not be allowed to run for president.

/thread

Now we just use it for sharing pictures of cats and boobs

A cesspool of white supremacists and pedophiles?

Why are you even still on Reddit? Should have quit years ago.

I did that once on the page for my birthday. Got removed less than 24 hours.

Does Wikipedia count?

Microsoft peaked in '98

Sure, if you can figure out how to partion your drive properly.

“Go with what works best for you”

–basically how I’ve lived for the last 10 years or so

At least it isn’t Windows 10.

You, sir, are a very sick person. Mad props to ya.

Win7 4 lyfe, yo

Next question, pls